Monday, December 1, 2025

Overwhelmed in Ossining

Dear Neologist,

What's the German word for groaning at piled-up dishes the morning after a dinner party?

Overwhelmed in Ossining

----

Dear Overwhelmed,

the word you're looking for is

   Nachfeierliches Ordunungswiederherstellungspflichtstöhnen
     n, nac'-fire-lick-es ord'-noongs-vee-der-hare-shtel-loongs-pfligts-stoe'-nun
     (post-party order restoration duty groaning)

It's why the Gods of Order and Cleanliness made sure there are usually leftovers to fuel your necessary efforts. May the day-old cocktail weenies speed your journey!

Mit herzlichen Grüßen,

The Neologist